Your Favorite Game is Garbage: Chrono Trigger — Food Poisoning Ending

If you Google “food poisoning” and “Chrono Trigger,” you mostly get results coming from forums or comments, which means it usually has nothing to do with either subject. However, one result is a Wikipedia page on a Canadian figure skater. He got food poisoning one time and he also used a song from the Chrono Trigger soundtrack in one of his routines. He went to the Olympics, but didn’t win a medal. Coincidence?

Food poisoning typically causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea, making it a perfect metaphor for what playing Chrono Trigger will do to your body.

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